The Bus Driver
Defense parked and paid.
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Transfer Masterstroke
One move. Big swing.
Wooden Spoon
Lowest score of the week.
The Sub Optimal
Bench points, starting regret.
One Night Stand
Bought for one week, sold fast.
Minus Four Merchant
Paid for hits, got worse.
Emotional Exit
Rage sell right after full-time.
Points Repellent
Sold points, bought blanks.
Chip Funeral
Chip spent. Chaos returned.
Captain Delulu
Armband gamble, instant pain.
The Bus Driver
Defense parked and paid.
Transfer Masterstroke
One move. Big swing.
Wooden Spoon
Lowest score of the week.
The Sub Optimal
Bench points, starting regret.
One Night Stand
Bought for one week, sold fast.
Minus Four Merchant
Paid for hits, got worse.
Emotional Exit
Rage sell right after full-time.
Points Repellent
Sold points, bought blanks.
Chip Funeral
Chip spent. Chaos returned.
Captain Delulu
Armband gamble, instant pain.
The Bus Driver
Defense parked and paid.
Transfer Masterstroke
One move. Big swing.
Wooden Spoon
Lowest score of the week.
The Sub Optimal
Bench points, starting regret.
One Night Stand
Bought for one week, sold fast.
Minus Four Merchant
Paid for hits, got worse.
Emotional Exit
Rage sell right after full-time.
Points Repellent
Sold points, bought blanks.
Chip Funeral
Chip spent. Chaos returned.
Captain Delulu
Armband gamble, instant pain.
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Should I take a -4 to bring in Haaland?
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